listen to this June 9, 2010

New Wavves song sounds just like a forgettable MTV band

Press photo merged with press photo because the smirk was too much to bear

It starts out with a variation on the opening of “Walk like an Egyptian” set to hyperactive mode. Then it evolves into Blink 182, or a number of similar bands of that era with names with numbers in them (Sum 41?). The blistering, hop-hop beat only ever slows down for the pestering chorus that insists, “That I’m just having fun, that I’m just having fun, that I’m just having fun, with youuuuuu-uuu-uuuu, with youuuuu-uuuu-uuuu, with youuuu-uuuu-uuuuu” (well, clearly), and the bridge that goes, “Huuhhh-huhhh-huhhaaa-huhhhh”. If rebellion to intellectualism is your thing, this song is a champion of low brow. Embrace it.

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Download “Post Acid” by Wavves (if you must)

Monday Mix June 7, 2010

Monday Mix, Vol 1

Cherry-picked new* music for making your Monday morning smell like geraniums. Download the magic potion.

Tracklist

1. “Beautiful People” by The Books, The Way Out
2. “O Family” by Callers, Fortune
3. “Wide Awake” by Beach Fossils, Beach Fossils
4. “Blessa” by Toro Y Moi, Causers of This
5. “Crushing Limbs” by Anni Rossi
6. “I Was Denied” by Thee Oh Sees, Warm Slime
7. “Love More” by Sharon Van Etten
8. “Adequate Sheen” by Tony Castles
9. “Fishage” by Beaters, Fishage 7″
10. “Distant Whistling” By Elephant Micah, Echoer’s Intent

*and the occasional old

listen to this April 29, 2010

Wow, new Phosphorescent song is terrible

I was never a huge fan, yet I’m really surprised at Phosphorescent’s new song “The Mermaid Parade”. The voice is pretty as usual (great for singing forlornly about wolves), but this entire song is one boring melody repeated incessantly, with lyrics that attempt to invoke the salty smell of a sultry evening (I guess?) but fail to capture anything at all: the emotion is really flat (for being a sentimental song), and there’s not even an imagery or a rhyme that claims a territory in your brain. Did I mention there’s way too much bluesy guitar? That’s probably why The Tripwire thinks it’s “an American classic”, and that’s the only reason I’m terrified. Listen to it, what do you think?

PS. Just listened to it again. The ending is just horrendous.

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Download “The Mermaid Parade

Photo above: Original by Sebastian Mlynarski. I just put my picture of a naked dancing “mermaid” on top it.

contest?! April 27, 2010

Win tickets to tonight’s “secret” Devotchka show

CONTEST IS CLOSED. We have a winner: Frank.

Just tell me about the time you first heard Devotchka.

If you hadn’t heard about them before, they did an amazing soundtrack for Little Miss Sunshine. Now you know. The show is at Bowery Electric, and tickets are courtesy Paper Garden Records.

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Download “We’re Leaving

shit was good April 21, 2010

The Tallest Man on Earth and Nurses at Highline Ballroom + Contest Winner

Kristian Matsson leaning back from the microphone at HIghline Ballroom

Kristian Matsson, who goes by the name The Tallest Man on Earth, knows what to expect from New York. Last night he played Highline Ballroom for the first time, a higher capacity venue than Bowery Ballroom and Music Hall of Williamsburg, and sold it out in advance.  This was an all-age show, which meant an avalanche of super excited young fans (“I don’t think you should go to school tomorrow”, said one little thing to the other after the show ended). The fans sang in the words that Kristian left out (“in your eyes babe”, “leather”). Someone yelled out something in Swedish, and Krisitian claimed the translation was “you fucking pussy”. He mocked the girl who yelled, “Say something in Swedish”. He addressed the impracticality of too many requests: “That Jackson Browne Cover”, “I Fall to Pieces”. “How can I sing them all?” is what he said, “We’ll be here all night”.

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@rpecknold April 20, 2010

Amazing 360° Moment on Twitter

1000TimesYes Ok, I’m going on in like three minutes. Game face on. Fangs bared. #140conf
10 minutes ago via Echofon

mcdpartners Well, this is certainly redefining NSFW language. F-bombs galore on stage at #140conf
1 minute ago via CoTweet

listen to this April 19, 2010

Who the hell is this? Broken Social Scene?

Paavo Hanninen and I sat on the internet, pretending to be in a Victorian room. The walls were a deep green, owing to the vintage wallpaper, and the armchairs were oversized and maroon. It was raining outside, so Paavo brought out a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.

I said, “I don’t know if you’ve heard of Yellow Fever, but I was listening to them on my iTunes, and a song I’d never heard before, by a band I couldn’t recognize, came on. It was dreamy pop with jingly guitar floating in space. I thought, How do I not know who this is? Sounds like someone relatively famous.”

Paavo put his glass down and leaned in, “Who was it?”

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contest?! April 13, 2010

Win The Tallest Man on Earth’s “The Wild Hunt” Vinyl

The Tallest Man on Earth’s The Wild Hunt came out today, woo-hoo. Ever since I got my hands on it, I’ve listened to each song a crazy number of times (except the last one, “Kids on the Run”, because I just can’t get into the piano arrangement).

In addition to the generation-defining “King of Spain”, my current favorites are the folky-punchy “You’re Going Back”, which is full of swagger and youthful arrogance: “You said, driver please, don’t go that fucking way”; and the oddly aged “Thousand Ways”, in which the line between comedy and tragedy is all but faded: ”But I’ll always be blamed for the sun going down with us all / But I’m the light in the middle of every man’s fall” and then, “I bend my arrows down [?] in circles and I shoot around the hill / If I don’t get you in the morning, by the evening I sure will”).

That title track is a killer too. Buy the album!

To enter the contest, tweet this:
RT @sarahana Win The Tallest Man on Earth’s “The Wild Hunt” Vinyl http://bit.ly/92fQ3q

Contest ends April 20, date of the Tallest Man New York show at Highline Ballroom. FYI, the vinyl comes with download code for mp3.
You can be anywhere in the world to win it.

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listen to this April 12, 2010

Club 8’s “Western Hospitality”

Club 8′s new album The People’s Record, coming out on May 12, is a treat for the oncoming summer. Take it with you for the lying about in the park watching kites! The band is Swedish, comprising of Karolina Komstedt & Johan Angergård. I actually like the rest of the album better, but here’s “Western Hospitality”. Before I looked them up I thought they were Brazilian, and if I paid no attention to the lyrics, which is in English, I’d think this song was a vintage Disco number from a 70’s Bollywood movie. Not kidding, check out disco songs from 70’s Bollywood movies.

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playing tomorrow April 5, 2010

Caroline Smith and the Good Night Sleeps tomorrow + Contest

Remember Caroline Smith and the Good Night Sleeps from the super fun sidewalk performance they did for us? They’re stopping in Brooklyn tomorrow at Pete’s Candy Store, 10PM. First person to mention “Hooves on the Turf” to Caroline tomorrow will receive a gift from the band.

Photo above by Amanda Johnson.

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Download “Closing The Doors
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Daytrotter Session (from Daytrotter website)
Download “
Sally (Live at Cedar)


hooves on the turf is a mostly-music blog based out of brooklyn. i can be reached at hoovesontheturf [at] gmail [dot] com - please send me your lovely music as an attached mp3 or an mp3 link. if i like what you send, i'll be sure to ask for more.

  • Evan Hammer: and now i’m excited too! thanks for the new band.
  • Jens: Where can I order t-shirts from the Tallest Man On Earth online? Is it possible at all?
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